I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals.

“One theory on cannibals, of course, is that they eat parts of their slain enemies to benefit from that person's greatest assets - their…

— Julie Powell

“If there is anything more delicious than a sausage roasted over an open Bunsen burner, I can't image what it might be--Porcelain and I…

— Alan Bradley

“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”

— Doris Lessing

“In many of these countries they have no written language, consequently no Bible, and are only led by the most childish customs and traditions.…

— William Carey

“The most holy cannibalism you can perform is to eat the flesh and blood of sagacity, and by sharing it with other wisdom thirsty…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

— Steven Wright

“Cannibals need love too.”

— Kresley Cole

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines..

— Stanislaw Lem

Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

— Ted Turner

Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?

— Bill Vaughan

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

— Oscar Wilde

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

— Nikhil Saluja

No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are…

— Nick Harkaway

“You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?” Tom smirked. “I’m no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies.”

— H.D. Timmons - Zombie City

[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle…

— Thomas Jefferson