Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in…

“But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their…

— Larry Correia

I wear sunglasses because I have no eyeballs. I also have no hair but I forgot my hat.

— Anonymous

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

— Carol Burnett

Films with female protagonists don't attract many eyeballs. Most of them are perceived as feminist films. If Bollywood starts giving women major roles in…

— Bipasha Basu

I don't really understsand why it's considered normal to stare at someone's eyeballs

— John Elder Robison

What joy have I in June's return? My feet are parched-my eyeballs burn, I scent no flowery gust; But faint the flagging zephyr springs,…

— Thomas Hood

“He pictures amputated human arms flopping like fish down the center of the road; syringes floating on beds of liposuctioned fat; gelatinous human eyeballs…

— Dan Chaon

“The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.”

— Terry Hayes

Architecture struck me between the eye and the eyeball.

— Louis Kahn

“Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs”

— James Dashner

Real communication is an attitude, an environment. It is the most interactive of all processes. It requires countless hours of eyeball to eyeball, back…

— Jack Welch

I've got a good set of eyeballs on me, so I can spot talent.

— Seth Rollins

TV is a level playing field, and you're competing for eyeballs.

— Terence Winter

Treat your eyeballs to people who are truly joyful, escapist or interesting for you.

— Natasia Demetriou

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and…

— LIZ