“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.” — Nicole Peeler Tart Copy Share Image
“Why should a deal breaker for you be an acceptable compromise for me?” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you’re what I want; you make me… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat… — Nicole Peeler Food Copy Share Image
“I shrieked incoherent, made up swear words as the pain stopped messing bent me over, and made me its bitch” — Nicole Peeler Pain Copy Share Image
“I’ve not only been around the block, but I’ve burned the block down. At least twice.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go… — Nicole Peeler God Copy Share Image
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie." she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from… — Nicole Peeler Welsh Copy Share Image
“Seriously, you’re so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still…still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously,… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“These shirts are perfectly serviceable.” I rolled my eyes. “Serviceable? Anyan, I get it that you’re utilitarian. If we were in the… — Nicole Peeler Fashion Copy Share Image
“Did you take your sassy pills tonight, Jules?” “Seriously, Jane. I will cut a bitch.” “Where did you even learn that expression?… — Nicole Peeler Rupaul'S Drag Race Copy Share Image
“...But I don't want you to be afraid to take risks. If it's worth it...If the person in his eyes is the… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I never meant that," [Anyan] said, eventually. "I've never thought you were pathetic and I don't consider you half of anything." His… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I can always count on you to say something sexy,” he said. I blushed. “I know. I’m very smooth.” “You are smooth,”… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other —… — Nicole Peeler Compromise Copy Share Image
“Standing there, I felt almost overwhelmed by the room. It was the ultimate library, heaven for a girl who considered herself a… — Nicole Peeler Books Copy Share Image
“She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him,… — Nicole Peeler American war Copy Share Image
“Because I think that sometimes, when you really love somebody, you don't ask them for the kind of compromise that is actually… — Nicole Peeler Compromise Copy Share Image
“So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?” — Nicole Peeler Baby daddy Copy Share Image
“I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than… — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.” — Nicole Peeler Europe Copy Share Image
“...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.” — Nicole Peeler Hero Copy Share Image
“I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon… — Nicole Peeler Sleep Copy Share Image
“Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse… — Nicole Peeler Care Copy Share Image
“Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?” “I can’t believe you called my belly ‘squidgy.’ It’s not squidgy, it’s pillowy. And sexy!” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.” — Nicole Peeler Dance Copy Share Image
“I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could. "You just love my doggie style.” — Nicole Peeler Animal Copy Share Image