I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my…

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

— Peter O'Toole

“We’re all carrying our coffins with us every day.” Or “We are all constantly cheating death.”

— Edwidge Danticat

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

— Chauncey Depew

Researchers studied 34 students at the University of Virginia, taking them to the base of a steep hill and fitting them with a weighted…

— Tara Parker-Pope

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

— Mark Twain

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too…

— Herman Smith-Johannsen

Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.

— Anonymous

Never hurry. Take plenty of exercise. Always be cheerful. Take all the sleep you need. You may expect to be well.

— James Freeman Clarke

In youth, we get plenty of exercise through games and running around, but as middle life approaches, we settle down, literally and figuratively.

— Gene Tunney

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't think we have all the words in a single vocabulary to explain what we are or why we are. I don't think…

— Alexandra Fuller

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

— Sherman Alexie

Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.

— Dan Rice

At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people…

— Nick Vujicic

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

— John Philpot Curran