No phone, no pool, no pets.

I still find it absurdly difficult to concentrate on a novel if there's a phone or computer to hand; I have taken to locking…

— David Nicholls

I miss the days when you could just push someone into a pool without worrying about their cell phone.

— Anonymous

I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me.

— Anonymous

Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.

— Anonymous

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

— Dave Barry

My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time.

— Anonymous

“Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going…

— Jim Gaffigan

That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room..

— Anonymous

This is my fish Ariel... she died last dec 27... twas so sad but, life must go on...

— Mharwhyn

“Lardo was getting on in years, and his big belly tended to slow him down a bit.”

— Sarah Weeks

“Yet still, beneath all the marketing and social construction of attitudes and desires and shopping habits, there is a deep yearning for connection. The…

— Jessica Pierce

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

— Anonymous

“Pets make the world a better place to live.”

— Susan Lyons

As a child, we lived in flats, and I was never allowed pets.

— Tim Pigott-Smith

“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick…

— David Sedaris