When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

“I figured it out this afternoon, when they let me take a walk around the grounds, that these cows are stupid. Bovine. I knew…

— Jo Walton

“Nothing was worse than a bovine with a 150 IQ trying to wrap its stunned mollusk tongue around the finely tuned syllables of the…

— Gary Anderson

“But the reformers were right: the bovine digestive system is an extraordinarily efficient mechanism for converting grass, fodder, and even forage into fertilizer.15 Their…

— Walter Johnson

One reason milk consumption may lead to cancer risk is insulin-like growth factor, IGF-1 (not to be confused with bovine growth hormone, rBGH). Milk…

— Alison Stewart

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

— Mark Steyn

What happens is all these things we're seeing – campylobacter, E coli, mad cow, listeria, salmonella, that weren't even in the lexicon 30 years…

— Joel Salatin

The proper condition of the human is not bovine placidity... the highest degree of tension that can be creatively borne.

— Brian Swimme

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

— Ogden Nash

I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever,…

— Christopher Paolini

“...a woman of quite bovine stupidity and potato-like contours...”

— Frederick Forsyth

History, in other words, is just a device to be used by well-paid boobherds to drive the American cattle in bovine content to their…

— Revilo P. Oliver

The Lesson You've Got to learn is the someday you'll someday stagger to, blinking in cold light, all tears shed, ready to poke your…

— Mary Karr

“NO DIVINE BOVINE ! The clumsy creature currently inhabiting the White House is a distinctly dangerous animal. Part boneheaded raging bully, part dastardly coward…

— Alex Morritt

For me, boviscopophobia is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the ship when we're in port.

— David Foster Wallace

While greenies and their media flunkies continue to savage the gasoline-powered internal-combustion engine and rhapsodize about hybrids, hydrogen, electrics, natural gas, propane, nuclear, and…

— Brock Yates