I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear…

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while…

— Mark Twain

The human race has not devised any way of dissolving barriers, getting to know the other chap fast, breaking the ice, that is one-tenth…

— Kingsley Amis

You once liked the blissful mobility, but then you wonder, who's the real you? And who's the chap on the screen? You know, I…

— Errol Flynn

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

— Dana Gould

Pope Gelasius in his ninth letter (chap. 26) to the bishops of Lucania condemned the evil practice which had been introduced of women serving…

— Pope Benedict XIV

Malebranche teaches that we see all things in God himself. This is certainly equivalent to explaining something unknown by something even more unknown. Moreover,…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Everyone praises Sachin Tendulkar. He may be a genius in his own right but in my book, Rahul Dravid is the artist. Dravid's defence…

— Peter O'Toole

“Yep. Chaps. And, you know, the SNN thing." "S&M?" "That's what I said. I love that stuff. S&M. BDSM. HGTV. The whole deal.”

— Mandy M. Roth

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is…

— Chic Murray

The art of biography is different from geography. Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps.

— Anonymous

What's fascinating is where they come from in the world. People in Bangladesh, a chap in a fire-base in Tikrit in Iraq. Chap in…

— John Gimlette

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a…

— William Shakespeare

The fellows who amuze me are the Albanians. An Albanian on the mash is almost exactly like the medieval swells of the Italian frescoes…

— Edith Durham

The best way to quiet a country is a good thrashing, followed by great kindness afterwards. Even the wildest chaps are thus tamed.

— Anonymous

“For too long we have been the playthings of massive corporations, whose sole aim is to convert our world into a gargantuan shopping 'mall'.…

— Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood