I'm not a psychiatrist.

“...even though [my psychiatrist] understood mor than anyone how much I felt I was losing--in energy, vivacity, and originality--by taking medication, he never was…

— Kay Redfield Jamison

“I was attracted to the strangeness of his mind as a psychiatrist might have been drawn to an interesting case. he wanted a resident…

— Elizabeth Harrower

I was never particularly gregarious. I was quite shy, closed in. It's a classic isn't it, your psychiatrist will tell you, that's how I…

— David Gilmour

I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour?

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Isn't it boring ... how people always want to tell you their own stories instead of listening to yours? I suppose that's why psychiatrists…

— Helen Van Slyke

I started taking my mental health seriously, really working with a therapist and a psychiatrist.

— Vic Mensa

All great directors - however, they do it - make you want to be good. I hope I do it. It's like being a…

— Ann Reinking

Keep clear of psychiatrists unless you know that they are also Christians. Otherwise they start with the assumption that your religion is an illusion…

— C. S. Lewis

When a man feels fear without reason, you call him to the attention of a psychiatrist; you are not so careful to protect the…

— Ayn Rand

as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists…

— Judith Viorst

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

— Christopher Titus

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by…

— Hedy Lamarr

But where does by far the bulk, the whole ambulance load, of pain really come from? Where must it come from? Isn't the true…

— J. D. Salinger

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

— Henny Youngman

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

— Rodney Dangerfield