Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is…

I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.

— Rachel Green

He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.

— George Brett

“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.” At least…

— Lish McBride

I don't like doing the same runs. I like to mix it up a lot.

— Chloe Kim

Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We…

— Lou Holtz

Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— Anonymous

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me.

— Jamais Cascio

“It was a brave old world.”

— Mark A. Rayner

I would not drink bottles of water at my mom's house because I never knew how long she'd been refilling them from the sink…

— Dan Fogelman

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

— Tim Cook

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

— Demetri Martin

Make your refrigerator or freezer like a treasure chest.

— Lidia Bastianich

A refrigerator, to me, isn't as clever an appliance as people would have you believe. To me, it's a cold limbo, a temporary reprieve…

— Chris Morocco

Whenever I'd find myself talking to someone in the kitchen of their home, I'd automatically rest my arm on the refrigerator, simply because it…

— Ted Cassidy

I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when…

— Richard Carmona