I will be crapped on from heaven.

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

I think I crapped my pants.

— Jonah Hill

I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt

— 21 Jump Street

You're going to have to speak up for yourself - and I learned that after always being, for lack of a better word, crapped…

— Keke Palmer

“When you get crapped on, grow a garden.”

— Tanja Kobasic

When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.

— Larissa Ione

“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot…

— John Cheese

The moon just crapped the bed.

— Joe Teti

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?" "Because they're real." "How do you know?" "The one I was holding crapped on…

— Jim Butcher

San: You all right? Virt: I think i crapped myself a little Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel.

— Michael Grant

Cleveland gets crapped on a lot.

— Vanessa Bayer

“When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.”

— Lee Goldberg

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…

— Zach Braff

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind…

— Lewis Black