I wish we could do something useful with tobacco - like…

I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow

— Kylie Bax

[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':] But remember,…

— Bess Truman

Some years ago one oil company bought a fertilizer company, and every other major oil company practically ran out and bought a fertilizer company.…

— Charlie Munger

“Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - _for fertilizer_. Get the point? Constancy isn't.”

— Jonathan Gash

The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

— Bill Maher

You can't tear up everything just to get the dollar out of it without suffering as result. It is a travesty to burn our…

— George Washington Carver

My neighbor Alice Pierce is fond of singing folk music to her garden plants. Thinks it makes them grow or something. The Major had…

— Helen Simonson

The master's eye is the best fertilizer.

— Anonymous

What are truck rental companes and fertilizer salesman goign to do in response to the OK city bombing?

— Michael Z. Williamson

When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well.…

— Nhat Hanh

On a farm the best fertilizer is the master's eye.

— Pliny the Elder

Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the fuck up.

— Patience

In the food case in particular, one of the technologies that could help there - genetic technologies that could create better crops with higher…

— Ramez Naam

In my beginning is my end. In succession Houses rise and fall, crumble, are extended, Are removed, destroyed, restored, or in their place Is…

— T. S. Eliot

“You'll be fertilizer regardless, might as well have interesting stories for the dirt.”

— Amrit Brar