My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for…

So I said to myself, maybe in another life we might end up together.

— Mahmoud El Hallab

“I don’t know whether to call a medical doctor or psychiatrist,” she said to Bailey, “but I refuse to call an exorcist.”

— Dean Koontz

I have heard about a patient - the psychiatrist was bored with him. Of course, he was getting enough money out of him, but…

— Rajneesh

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

— Rodney Dangerfield

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

— Ronnie Shakes

My psychiatrist said you're BI Polar. I said tell us something we don't already know

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil…

— Janet Evanovich

“After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't or everyone.”

— Larry Brown

Maybe my life isn't great. We don't have all the answers. Look at it from my side.

— Dennis Rodman

In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote…

— Kate DiCamillo

“am speaking to the person inside of Regan now,” the psychiatrist said firmly. “If you are there, you too are hypnotized and must answer…

— William Peter Blatty

My psychiatrist said to me, Take these pills and youll be all right. I told him that theres nothing wrong with me, its the…

— Austin Vanpelt

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, Maybe life isnt for everyone...

— Live_Skate_Smoke

“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.”

— Larry Brown