Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers…

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

— W. C. Fields

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things…

— W. C. Fields

One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended…

— Lisa Kleypas

The day is refracted, and the next and the one after that, all of them broken up into a hundred juggled segments, each brilliant…

— Penelope Lively

I want to put any number of assorted 'ists' - such as relativists, deconstructionists, destructivists, postmodernists, the more maudlin kind of pacifists and feminists…

— Martin Van Creveld

Billy was fascinated by the television. At its most basic level, it occupied his time and shut out the demons of isolation. This was…

— Jim Carroll

We are all victimized by the natural perversity of inanimate objects...and the assorted human beings who perpetuate and maintain this perversity.

— Isaac Asimov

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted…

— Brendan Behan

Was love then like a bag of assorted sweets passed around from which one might choose more than once? Some might sting the tongue,…

— Annie Proulx

Ah, Meese has brought us her finest goblets! A moment, whilst Kruppe sweeps out cobwebs, insect husks and other assorted proofs of said goblets'…

— Steven Erikson

Contemporary fantasists all bow politely to Lord Tennyson and Papa Tolkien, then step around them to go back to the original texts for inspiration--and…

— David Eddings

Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has…

— Maynard James Keenan

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake

— Katie MacAlister

Every shrink knows that it's not the event itself but how you respond to it that tells the story. Take ten assorted individuals, expose…

— A.S.A. Harrison

It must not simply be taken for granted that a given set of ill-assorted people, for no other reason than because it is Christmas,…

— M. F. K. Fisher