I wasnt kidding when I said I was at church

I wasnt kidding when I said I cut your name on my wrist.

— Patience

“None of us were kidding when we said we wanted to have enough kids to make a Quidditch team, were we?”

— G. Norman Lippert

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

— Fareed Zakaria

“Are you kidding me?” I said with a laugh. “You fucking slayed me, Cole.” I”

— Sloane Kennedy

“Your kidding" i said. "we've escaped from top- security prisons, lived on our own for years, made tons of smarty-pants grown-ups look like fools…

— James Patterson

“you're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance?”

— serpent's shadow Rick Riordan

“Just kidding,” he said, standing. “Pretty sure it’s just a dick in my pants and not a magic wand. But if I could wave…

— Caisey Quinn

The last word of our Lord to the church was not the Great Commission. The last thing He said to the church was 'Repent.'…

— Vance Havner

I wasnt kidding when I told you I write your name on my wrist.

— Patience

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church

— Madea

Once, John and I were coming form a concert that he had played, and it was late in the morning. We heard a couple…

— Alice Coltrane

Jesus did not say that the whole world should go to church.Essentia lly He said that the church should go to the whole world.

— Greg Laurie

Then one day I read about a book that said that the church is the only army that shoots its wounded.

— Keith Miller

“You weren’t kidding when you said there was nothing sweet about you. That orgasm should have been mine.”

— Katee Robert

“Becca ~ Do something! she cried. Can’t you build a wall of ice, or ... — Chris ~ Are you kidding? he said. I’m…

— Brigid Kemmerer