Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well…

Voltaire was a smart cookie.

— John Perry

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.

— Vanna White

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

— Daniel Handler

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she…

— Steven Wright

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

— Alec Baldwin

And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to…

— Simone Elkeles

My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies…

— Joan Didion

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.

— Devon Windsor

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

— Dean Koontz

Also, worldbuilding touches all aspects of your story. It touches plot and character as well. If you don't know the culture your character comes…

— Patrick Rothfuss

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

— Jim Gaffigan

It's just him and me and cookies

— Anonymous

I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy…

— Raquel Welch

I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies

— Akinyele