Every Vada-Pav is a potential burger

“4. THE CRUMBLING WALL (Hamburger, prepared medium well, with bacon and barbecue sauce. Courtesy of that place on Solano, where, it should be mentioned,…

— Dave Eggers

I say yeah nigga I murder that Panamera inserted back. Niggas say they want beef well where the fuck is my burger at?

— Meek Mill

Usually, turkey burger recipes result in something so lifeless and tasteless that drowning one in ketchup (that most perfect and delicious of condiments) doesn't…

— Claire Saffitz

My standard Nando's order is a chicken breast burger served 'medium,' which is still fairly spicy.

— John Lanchester

“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”

— Darynda Jones

My first job was at a Burger King.

— Chamath Palihapitiya

I would love to eat a really great burger, but it doesn't exist in our part of the world.

— Rene Redzepi

We Can Be Like Mc Donalds and Burger King; I'll Have It My Way, And You'll Be Lovin' It.

— Pacifiersucker

I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Burger.” Soup scrapes a patty off the grate for me and deposits it onto the open bun. “Extra juicy just for you.” “Thanks.” “Eat…

— Jessica Martinez

Burger King's business model was broken. But it was like sex in the '50s. Everyone knew it, but no one would talk about it.

— Greg Brenneman

Life isn't a Burger King. You can't always have it your way.

— Anonymous

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

— Bobby Flay

I'm grateful for my health, glad I'm making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my daughter is…

— David Alan Basche

You know what the problem is with Italian food? It's great, it's good specific food that you do very well, but in America if…

— Weston McKennie