She stole a glance at Kevin Kimberly...No other man of her…

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

— Rod Stewart

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…

— Greg Behrendt

The biggest risk for this generation is to have a haircut from a new salon..!!

— Anonymous

When I was young I had this blonde haircut that was shaved on one side with a rat tail and tram lines in it,…

— Kemp Muhl

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

— Paul Merson

The bubble bowl! Yes, that made my career, and I should be grateful. I was stomping my feet when Garren was giving me that…

— Trish Goff

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.

— David Letterman

“Fighting with tangles, fighting with curls, the poor barber yanked, the poor barber pulled, until with one last effort (and to the wonder of…

— Mili Fay

“She came down to my dorm that night, knocking on the door around nine o'clock. Martha was at the library, and I was eating…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled,…

— Carine Roitfeld

A SWAT team surrounded my house and came in every door. But it happened because on the day that we split up, Madonna developed…

— Sean Penn

Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.

— Anonymous

A lot of time, when you're poor and you ain't got but 15, 20 bucks in your pocket - if you can't change your…

— Killer Mike