Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes…

Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.

— Goodmanb

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.…

— Rich Hall

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the…

— Craig Ferguson

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in…

— Don Marquis

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.

— Jeff Daniels

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

— Huey Long

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

— Damien Fahey

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of…

— Ivan Reitman

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made…

— Dennis Miller

I think a lot of comedic actors, on their close-up they can deliver. But when it comes to reacting to other people being funny,…

— Ken Jeong

I'm sorry you think I am a bitch sir... I had every intention of being super awesome today… but unfortunately you pushed my bitch…

— Rose Etheridge

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

— Anonymous

Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.

— Elbert Hubbard

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

— Rita Rudner