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“Messire, you amaze me,’ wailed the cat, putting on an amazed face, ‘ there is no king on that square.’ ‘ What? ‘ asked Woland, with a puzzled look at the board. The bishop, standing in the king’s square, turned his head away and covered his face with his hand. ‘ Aha, you rogue,’ said Woland…” quote by Michail Bulgakow
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““Messire, you amaze me,’ wailed the cat, putting on an amazed face, ‘ there is no king on that square.’ ‘ What? ‘ asked Woland, with a puzzled look at the board. The bishop, standing in the king’s square, turned his head away and covered his face with his hand. ‘ Aha, you rogue,’ said Woland reflectively. ‘ Messire! I appeal to the laws of logic!’ said the cat, clasping its paws to its chest, ‘ if a player says check and there is no king on the board, then the king is not in check! ‘ ‘ Do you resign or not? ‘ shouted Woland in a terrible voice. ‘ Give me time to consider, please,’ said the cat meekly. It put its elbows on the table, covered its ears with its paws and began to think. Finally, having considered, it said. ‘ I resign.’ ‘ He needs murdering, the obstinate beast,’ whispered Azazello. ‘ Yes, I resign,’ said the cat, ‘ but only because I find it impossible to play when I’m distracted by jealous, hostile spectators! ‘ He stood up and the chessmen ran back into their box.””

Michail Bulgakow

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A whimsical chess metaphor illustrates logical absurdities, showing how rules can be bent when perception is distracted.

In simple terms: Logic fails when distracted.

Key Takeaway

Question assumptions under distraction.

Themes

Logic Distraction Perception Absurdity

Mood

Playful Thoughtful

Type

Literary Dialogue

When to use this quote

  • Reading literature
  • Playing chess
  • Debating logic

Key Concepts

Philosophical paradox Game theory Narrative device

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does distraction affect reasoning?
  • Can rules be bent logically?
A Different Perspective

May oversimplify complex logic.

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