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“Actually, the Bible doesn’t say anything about masturbation,” I said, adding, “unless you count, ‘Whatever you find to do with your hand, verily I say, do it with all your might.’” He looked perplexed. I smiled. “It’s a joke. The Bible doesn’t say anything about it.” quote by Michael Lister
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““Actually, the Bible doesn’t say anything about masturbation,” I said, adding, “unless you count, ‘Whatever you find to do with your hand, verily I say, do it with all your might.’” He looked perplexed. I smiled. “It’s a joke. The Bible doesn’t say anything about it.””

Michael Lister

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The Bible is silent on many personal topics, allowing humor to fill gaps.

In simple terms: Bible doesn’t address everything.

Key Takeaway

Use humor to discuss taboo subjects.

Themes

religion humor taboo

Mood

playful provocative

Type

satirical conversational

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up comedy
  • writing
  • teaching
  • debate

Key Concepts

theology social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is humor an effective bridge or barrier?
  • When is it appropriate to joke about sacred texts?
A Different Perspective

Humor may offend believers.

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