History is not an escalator.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily…

— Mitch Hedberg

She became confused when she stepped onto an escalator that wasn't working.

— Don DeLillo

She taught me how to walk. I taught her how to perch on an escalator in a mall.

— Nikhil Saluja

In life we are using the down escalator to go up,so if you are not fast enough it will take you down .

— Mahmoud Emam

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever.

— Mohamed Al-Fayed

I always walk up the escalator on the Tube, and I live in a house with a lot of stairs, and that's good exercise,…

— Ian Mckellen

“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.”

— Mitch Hedberg

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

— Mitch Hedberg

“They use the M as an anchor to get the doughnut and then there's an escalator to nowhere.”

— Gemma Burgess

When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck…

— Kevin Bleyer

Early in my life, every time I had to climb the ladder of success because my father never taught me to use the escalator.

— Vikrant Parsai

Climb the ladder to success escalator style

— The Notorious B.I.G

In life, redemption was walking up the down escalator: stop to congratulate yourself, and back you slid.

— Amy Waldman

Mathura railway station should be a blend of heritage look with modernisation like escalator and better waiting rooms for general class passengers. Instead of…

— Hema Malini

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

— Mitch Hedberg