When you're having sex again, it makes you wonder why you…

Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.

— Green Monk

“having sex with her boss.”

— Stephen Henning

Killing became the same thing as having sex.

— Henry Lee Lucas

“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s…

— Rachel Caine

“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe…

— Donna Kauffman

Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear.

— Ben Affleck

“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy time”—except for…

— Jennifer Wright

I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and…

— Mallory Ortberg

“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.”

— Terri Osburn

At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to agree on…

— Rush Limbaugh

For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.

— Sarah Mayberry

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her…

— Andrew Dice Clay

“You don't just decide to have sex because you feel like having sex. You decide to have sex once you realize you're in love…

— Sarah Mlynowski

Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives!

— Nikhil Saluja

Heavy petting, that was fun! That was good. And frankly, you know I wish kids would go back to it. It's very satisfying. And…

— Judy Blume