I don't know what's faker, your personality or your boobs.

I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.

— Green Monk

I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm me and…

— Hannah Bennett

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I really hate…

— Anonymous

Like, if you look at Heidi Montag, who got 10 surgeries she didn't need, I think that's unfortunate. I've always been voluptuous with a…

— Holly Madison

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.

— Anonymous

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

— Mean Girls

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

— Moon Unit Zappa

She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

Haha I have boobies (;

— Jake

Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.

— Seth Rogan

“A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly. “There’s nothing there,” I complained. The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five years and…

— Marta Acosta

Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons…

— Anonymous

“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”

— Tiffany Reisz