This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.

“A tin of infant formula is often the most expensive food item a family has ever purchased.”

— Gabrielle Palmer

Meat is undoubtedly an environmentally expensive food.

— Vaclav Smil

“Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.”

— Alton Brown

Yes, Hackney has got more expensive, but so has rest of London

— Meg Hillier

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

— Jeph Jacques

I've got three very expensive kids and I had to buy a house in Notting Hill.

— Harry Enfield

It is not necessary to have an extravagant food budget in order to serve things with variety and tastefully cooked. It is not necessary…

— Edith Schaeffer

Meat is undoubtedly an environmentally expensive food. Large animals have inherently low efficiency of converting feed to muscle, and only modern broilers can be…

— Vaclav Smil

It's all well and good telling people to buy more expensive food but the idea of cheap, mass-produced food and nobody starving is pretty…

— Gregg Wallace

I go to the fanciest restaurants in the world and try them out. I like to see these chefs that are wizards do their…

— Jim Jefferies

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild…

— Marian Burros

My office in New York is overflowing with all kinds of cookbooks, and in New Orleans we have a huge culinary library. So yeah,…

— Emeril Lagasse

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually…

— Mark Twain

Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two…

— Craig Claiborne

Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the…

— Benjamin Franklin