[T]he historian lays humanity on the couch.

I don't have the time to curl up on my couch with a good book.

— Angie Harmon

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere…

— Groucho Marx

My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books.

— Audrey Niffenegger

When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking…

— Aubrey Plaza

Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century…

— Haven Kimmel

It is curious, isn't it, that things you know well never look dirty and dilapidated-other people's old furniture looks shabby and moth-eaten. “I would…

— D.E. Stevenson

I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too…

— Gisele Bundchen

Open your mind, get up off the couch, move.

— Anthony Bourdain

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”…

— Jennifer Crusie

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.

— David Sedaris

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

— Cristina Saralegui

When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't give my…

— Bipasha Basu

I used to write in a local coffee shop, but there was another guy, another writer, who kept sitting in my favorite seat. I…

— Lev Grossman

You see, Greg, my mother is going through a feline phase. Blinky is a Persian,' Hale said simply, as if that should explain everything.…

— Ally Carter

I remember how beautiful it was to fall asleep on your couch and cry in front of you for the first time. You were…

— Alanis Morissette