God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

— Margaret Forster

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

— Rowan Atkinson

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at…

— George Orwell

We know what our policy is regarding the territory of Israel, Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia and even Nagorno-Karabakh. What is our policy regarding the territory…

— Barry Farber

During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in…

— Kurt Vonnegut

You must pre-bake the bottom crust of a custard pie, but this is a tricky step in the pie-making process. Without the presence of…

— Claire Saffitz

“Here you go, fellas. Piping hot...right out of the oven!' 'Is--Is that what I think it is?' 'It's your favourite! Custard pie with cheese…

— Jeff Smith

I've got such a sweet tooth. I do miss the U.K. where you get sticky toffee pudding or custard, all that.

— Mo Farah

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

— Alexander Pope

“I have Cheerios," I said, as if I'd been saying "dark chocolate Caramel almond fudge custard.”

— Anonymous

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

— Ogden Nash

It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I…

— Rachel

“Master Custard, you must rise and be hanged”

— William Shakespeare

Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

— Russell Howard