I married her just because she looks like you.

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— Monica Potter

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— Jay Asher

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— Matthew Lesko

It was only when I went to acting school that I was like, "You are absolutely such a pigheaded freak show that you thought…

— Giles Matthey

I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run…

— Chelsea Handler

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— Joyce Van Patten

Big guys like you and me aren't allowed to whine.

— Brad Alan Lewis

wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no…

— Lucille Clifton

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done…

— Deacon Jones

Antidepressants are the biggest fraud in the world. Number one, Prozac gives you a royal soft-on like you wouldn't believe, and number two you…

— Robert Evans

There are a lot of movies about misfits that are quite cool, that kind of glamorize it on some level. I think there are…

— Rebecca Hall

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— Steve Earle

Working at home is hard. It tends to give you bad habits. It feels more like you're going to work when you get up…

— Kate Beaton

Some days I'll be like, "You know what? Why don't I go to my daughter's studio and make a song?!" And then I don't!…

— Tameka Cottle

“Everything you say and do...it all sparkles so brightly. It's too blinding for me, and I end up closing my eyes. But I can't…

— Arima Kousei