twenty minutes later, waiting for our luggage I haven't…

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he…

— Billy Connolly

The fellows who amuze me are the Albanians. An Albanian on the mash is almost exactly like the medieval swells of the Italian frescoes…

— Edith Durham

I hope everyone can give the audience that real, true experience. But Mandy [Moore] and I, we definitely jump decades, and I think trying…

— Milo Ventimiglia

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don't want their villain to be thrown at…

— Alfred Hitchcock

“You have a magnificent moustache. You must be very proud of it.”

— Marian Keyes

I don't think I'd rock a moustache. I don't mind growing a beard. I think it's just a guy thing. We like to nurture…

— James Magnussen

I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip.…

— Bob Ainsworth

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark…

— George Orwell

I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my…

— Bat for Lashes

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the sea. You…

— Tennessee Williams

The curious thing about that moustache and goatee is that when you look at the Mona Lisa it becomes a man. It is not…

— Marcel Duchamp

They chose me for Lawrence of Arabia because I spoke English, had black hair, black eyes and a moustache. It was all luck.

— Omar Sharif

I have a permanent moustache so I can be a 'Movator:' I take random telephone numbers and ring people up and 'movate' them to…

— Charley Boorman

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

— Isla Fisher