Pants or no pants?

When I have to do something fast, I wear the most unflattering rubber pants over my pants and a big easy sweater. I can…

— Dries van Noten

You can't be mad at people for being funny and putting on cool pants. You can get pants, too, if you want!

— Rachel Sennott

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

— Victoria Wood

I'm from Texas, so we used to wear our pants starched down like a cowboy. So when I got to New York, to New…

— Stephen Jackson

It's interesting that people think that pants are masculine. Pants are pants.

— Asia Kate Dillon

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women should be…

— W. J. T. Mitchell

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

— Dave Attell

I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's flat on Orchard and Stanton streets on the…

— Jacob K. Javits

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.

— Jhumpa Lahiri

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I…

— Dylan McDermott

I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were…

— Bo Ellis

I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down.”

— Lynn Viehl

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey