I had a dream last night.. I'm eating 10 pounds of…

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

— Tommy Cooper

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!

— Oupa

I see your picture I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine You have only been gone ten days But already…

— Incubus

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

— Chic Murray

Its better to run replacing all this pains with something numb.

— Ljoyce

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

— David Sedaris

... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.

— Rachel Vincent

What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.

— Stephenie Meyer

It is no response to assert that the Patriot Act has been useful; what you need to explain is how any particular safeguard would…

— Julian Sanchez

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

— Harold Ramis

If you can deal with hot emotions, then you can study for the S.A.T. instead of watching television, and you can save more money…

— Walter Mischel

I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

— Ron Ben-Israel

“it confirmed Bannon’s worst fear: Trump, in his true heart, was a marshmallow.”

— Michael Wolff