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Sir, come quick. They've found a body in the canal." I…

“Sir, come quick. They've found a body in the canal." I blew out my breath. Saved by the corpse. ...The corpse in question was Nigel Nicabar. The watchers had collected the bodies found in Nigel's house, garden, and canal, and put them in the greenhouse located at the back of the garden. The…” quote by Lisa Shearin
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““Sir, come quick. They've found a body in the canal." I blew out my breath. Saved by the corpse. ...The corpse in question was Nigel Nicabar. The watchers had collected the bodies found in Nigel's house, garden, and canal, and put them in the greenhouse located at the back of the garden. The necromancer's talents weren't with living things, so the greenhouse's tables were pretty much empty - at least of plants. Dead goblins lay under sheets and tarps. I couldn't help feeling that Nigel would have approved. What he wouldn't have approved of was being included among them. Nigel wouldn't have been caught dead surrounded by goblins, yet that's exactly how and where he was. I don't think he would have appreciated the irony.””

Lisa Shearin

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A necromancer’s failure leads to a macabre irony where the dead are placed among goblins, highlighting dark humor and the futility of control over death.

In simple terms: Dead bodies end up with goblins, creating dark irony.

Key Takeaway

Recognize limits of power over death.

Themes

dark humor irony death power control

Mood

grim ironic thought‑provoking

Type

literary satirical

When to use this quote

  • storytelling
  • creative writing
  • game design
  • role‑playing scenarios

Key Concepts

fantasy horror necromancy

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this irony reveal about the necromancer’s hubris?
  • How does humor affect our perception of death?
A Different Perspective

May glorify grim outcomes without moral reflection.

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