Now when you see me in the Lamborghini speeding, bumpin…

Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something…

— Tom Bodett

There's a spinning teacup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY.

— Anonymous

There were colored and white waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know. But there were actually…

— Isabel Wilkerson

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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— Jarod Kintz

There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You…

— Patty Hearst

If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Live free or die is not just a slogan on a license plate. It is the very essence of who we are.

— Chris Sununu

“Does your license plate mean something?" Bing asked. "En-o-ess-four-a-two?" "Nosferatu," the man Charlie Manx said. "Nosfer-what-who?" Manx said, "It is one of my little…

— Joe Hill

Not playing by the rules, not seeing things conventionally, that's the heart of who he [ Steve Jobs] is, and he does it in…

— Walter Isaacson

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!!

— Alex Morgan

Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.

— David Letterman

I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico,…

— William S. Burroughs

This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are…

— Kevin McCarty

“Smell my exhaust, fire boy.” Mason said. He rolled up the window and pulled in front of us. I laughed at his license plate,…

— Micalea Smeltzer