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“If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav. I wish…

— Lemony Snicket

“Uncle Monty smiled at the orphans. 'That's quite all right,' he said. 'Questions show an inquisitive mind.”

— Lemony Snicket

“As he has promised, no harm has come to the Baudelaire orphans in the Reptile Room, but great harm had come to Uncle Monty.”

— Lemony Snicket

“If this were a book written to entertain small children, you would know what would happen next. With the villain's identity and evil plans…

— Lemony Snicket

“Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy.”

— Lemony Snicket

“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was a very…

— Lemony Snicket

“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile…

— Lemony Snicket

“There were two types of strong men: those like Uncle Monty and Abe Steinheim, remorseless about their making money, and those like my father,…

— Philip Roth

“You want to hear the truth about my uncle? I’ll tell you,’ said Laurent, a new light in his eyes. ‘I’ll tell you what…

— C.S. Pacat

“Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad.”

— Lindsey Renee Backen

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

— Eoin Colfer

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

— Jimmy Kimmel

My dad and uncle were so protective so whenever someone would say or do something to harm us they were right there. They were…

— Moeen Ali

You know, I'm from Baltimore; nobody has anything. When somebody had talent, I was hiring my uncle, my cousin, you know? Getting people that…

— Sisqo

“Things are more like they are now...than they have EVER been before!”

— Uncle Arnie Mamath