Was there anything cuter than an Australian accent? A baby…

I must have been a koala in my past life.

— Miranda Kerr

I LOVE KOALA BEARS THERE SO BIG AND FLUFFY

— The Internet

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make…

— Grumpy Cat

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when…

— Vladimir Nabokov

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

— Rob Thurman

“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug your koala…

— Elle Lothlorien

“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

— Tom Robbins

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home…

— Michael Moorcock

I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some…

— Anonymous

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

— Todd Barry

Livestock, a koala, all the same to me. Different but equal.

— Liz Cambage

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a…

— Steve Irwin

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the…

— Caterina Murino

“Miss Koala, the Eastern Star, and the Simón Bolívar.”

— Cynthia Voigt