“Was there anything cuter than an Australian accent? A baby koala, maybe.” — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine… — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could… — Caterina Murino Copy Share Image
I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes. — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
“In fact koalas spend so little time thinking, their brains actually appear to have shrunk over the last few centuries; the koala… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“When you want a comfortable, lightweight, Australian-designed back pack vacuum, you can rely on the legendary long life and reliability of the… — Polivac Copy Share Image
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
