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“So just tell me what you like on the menu, and we'll negotiate." All that is required is that you taste what is ordered. You do not have to eat it." No, no more of this tasting shit. I've gained weight. I never gain weight." You have gained four pounds, so I am told. Though I have searched…” quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
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““So just tell me what you like on the menu, and we'll negotiate." All that is required is that you taste what is ordered. You do not have to eat it." No, no more of this tasting shit. I've gained weight. I never gain weight." You have gained four pounds, so I am told. Though I have searched diligently for this phantom four pounds and cannot find them. It brings your weight up to a grand total of one hundred and ten pounds, correct?" That's right." Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan." I looked at him, and it was not a friendly look.””

Laurell K. Hamilton

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The speaker mocks superficial judgments about body image, highlighting how people obsess over minor weight changes while ignoring deeper issues.

In simple terms: People obsess over tiny weight changes instead of real concerns.

Key Takeaway

Focus on health, not numbers.

Themes

body image self‑esteem social pressure humor

Mood

wry critical reflective

Type

satirical observational conversational

When to use this quote

  • dieting
  • medical check‑ups
  • social media comments
  • personal relationships

Key Concepts

self‑perception media influence psychology

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you respond when others comment on your weight?
  • What matters more than a number on a scale?
A Different Perspective

The humor may downplay genuine health concerns and body‑image struggles.

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