Clint collected stray facts the way belly buttons collect…

“I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple…

— Shel Silverstein

I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay! O_e

— Alexia

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“PRURIENT TOUCH Every part of her begins to tremble and shake as I apply myself to her lower body. My lips gently rock back…

— Luccini Shurod

“I came to college to study, Cass, not to whore myself out to drunken frat boys!” She gaffawed. “Whatever, darlin’, you won’t be thinking…

— Tillie Cole

Parents tend to name all of baby boys' body parts, but with girls they go from belly button to knees with this void in…

— Peggy Orenstein

“ Sean was watching me, though. And Sean wiped the bryozoa residue from his hand across my stomach. This was the third time a…

— Jennifer Echols

“A girl with a belly button meets A guy with a shirt of no button. A guy takes on the belly button A girl…

— Bhavik Sarkhedi

“Once upon a time,” I began. “There was a little boy born in a little town. He was perfect, or so his mother thought.…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I…

— Merle Haggard

“How many hours can one person spend locked in a bathroom, looking at skin, hair, eyes. Feeling fingers, toes. And the absurdity of a…

— Mary E. Pearson

It's always been a thing. Like, I don't touch my belly button. That's something nobody knows about me.

— Caroline Wozniacki

We had a car wreck and I came to and seen my wife , I said honey are you hurt? she I'm split from…

— Virgil Estep

“Maybe as soon as you love someone you're physically connected to them with a tube that's kind of like a leash, except it's made…

— Jack Cheng

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Anonymous