You strutted back and forth to the window at Fulsham’s…

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

— Russell Howard

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

— Margaret Forster

We know what our policy is regarding the territory of Israel, Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia and even Nagorno-Karabakh. What is our policy regarding the territory…

— Barry Farber

During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I think it's acceptable to eat custard on Sundays.

— Gemma Collins

I've got such a sweet tooth. I do miss the U.K. where you get sticky toffee pudding or custard, all that.

— Mo Farah

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

— Alexander Pope

“I have Cheerios," I said, as if I'd been saying "dark chocolate Caramel almond fudge custard.”

— Anonymous

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

— Ogden Nash

It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I…

— Rachel

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

— Lynn Redgrave

“Master Custard, you must rise and be hanged”

— William Shakespeare

Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at…

— George Orwell

The sinister nature of the American soil is apparent in places like Gettysburg. Fertilize it with the blood of heros, and it brings forth…

— Russell Baker