Dude, you totally pulled the coma card to get her to marry…

“Dude, you totally pulled the ‘coma card’ to get her to marry you!” Cole bursts out laughing.”

— Kimberly Lauren

My journey deep into coma, outside this lowly physical realm and into the loftiest dwelling place of the almighty Creator, revealed the indescribably immense…

— Eben Alexander

“cause of the coma was still a subject of some debate, Dr. Villalobos had said, but most likely, it was caused by stress,”

— Dave Eggers

What happens [in a coma] is that you lose the grounding of the self, you no longer have access to any feeling of your…

— Antonio Damasio

I was in a coma for a long time and in and out of the hospital for a year. For sure, when I'm in…

— Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in a coma for two years, Until one of the Nurses played his songs on…

— Anonymous

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way…

— Marilyn Manson

“To tell your soul that you love it, is like remembering who you are after being in a coma for a hundred years. Your…

— Suzy Kassem

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later,…

— Barry White

If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

— Dana Gould

Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Coffee, if not strong enough to wake a man from a coma, is not truly coffee.”

— Roseanna M. White

It became kind of a fad in the late '70s to try to help people wake up out of comas by hearing things that…

— Lemmy Kilmister

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable¦like a coma.

— Badbitch

I'm bored with it all. Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

— Winston Churchill