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“Tinks a Disney whore!”

— Jenks

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

— Dave Chappelle

This just isn't my day. it could be raining titties then I could get hit in the head with a dick.

— Anonymous

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— Tessa Dare

Here's to nipples! Without them titties would be pointless.

— Anonymous

I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

— Gary Oldman

Hey, gal tell mi yuh fantasies. Mek mi rub dung yuh ass and round titties.

— Beenie Man

Drop the top, no bra, got da titties out. Mention my name and bring the whole city out.

— Young Jeezy

Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

— Due Date

When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training…

— Demetri Martin

Ask me where I came from, I told that hoe from nothin. Little pretty perky titties booty like a bubble.

— Webbie

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

— Dave Chappelle

“Pheromones are like titties for your nose.”

— Trae Crowder

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

— Dov Davidoff

“If you want a woman with a tight little kitty, the find one with itty bitty titties!”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout