They put the fun in no refunds !

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

— Robin Williams

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

— Robin Williams

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean…

— Katie MacAlister

Let's at least acknowledge who is working in America right now and what our needs are, as well as the moral question of somebody…

— Anthony Bourdain

Upon its debut, The Room was a spectacular bomb, pulling in all of $1,800 during its initial two-week Los Angeles run. It wasn't until…

— Greg Sestero

A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year.

— Andrew S. Tanenbaum

While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national…

— Mitch McConnell

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

— David Letterman

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars:…

— Dave Barry

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.

— Meyer Lansky

I was a carpenter in Northern Vermont and got this tax refund check that just about covered a one-way airfare to London. So this…

— John Ratzenberger

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that…

— Robert Clark

Smaller tax refunds are not a bad thing - they're a sign that people are keeping more of their money as they earn it,…

— Kayleigh McEnany

You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds.

— Joe Lycett

The most pernicious of his [Obama] proposals will be the massive Make Work Pay refundable tax credit. Dressed up as a tax cut, it…

— Dick Morris