Hi, Ho! Kermit the Frog here!

Katy Perry look like Kermit the Frog.

— The Iron Sheik

It would be quite interesting to use Kermit the Frog to act like a real frog. But it wouldn't produce captivating theatre.

— Marianne Elliott

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

— Bret McKenzie

I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.

— Rachel Green

I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space…

— John Ratzenberger

Hi-ho, this is Kermit the Frog here, reporting for the Sesame Street News.

— Kermit

“You can propose on our honeymoon [Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]”

— Miss Piggy

I performed in public for the first time at three years old. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was on a big…

— Jaime Pressly

Dan Rather pulling on a sweater and thereby winning a whole new chunk of the populace: That's television. President Reagan's press conferences: That's television.…

— Frank Deford

“Hey, hot cheeks!" A hand smacked my ass and I shrieked. Spinning around, I glared at Dan Ottoman, a blond, pimply, clarinet player from…

— Julie Kagawa

EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a corn dog.

— PMD

When you see your friend at the bus stop, and they live too far... ha ha ha..

— Anonymous

“Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to…

— Kermit the Frog

Mate I'm eating the most rancid stuff, like frog legs and all sorts of weird stuff. Mate, I'll try anything once.

— Guy Sebastian

“Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus”

— Paul Collins