Hi-ho, this is Kermit the Frog here, reporting for the…

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

— Bret McKenzie

Katy Perry look like Kermit the Frog.

— The Iron Sheik

I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.

— Rachel Green

Hi, Ho! Kermit the Frog here!

— Kermit The Frog

“You can propose on our honeymoon [Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]”

— Miss Piggy

It would be quite interesting to use Kermit the Frog to act like a real frog. But it wouldn't produce captivating theatre.

— Marianne Elliott

I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space…

— John Ratzenberger

“Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to…

— Kermit the Frog

When you see your friend at the bus stop, and they live too far... ha ha ha..

— Anonymous

I performed in public for the first time at three years old. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was on a big…

— Jaime Pressly

“Hey, hot cheeks!" A hand smacked my ass and I shrieked. Spinning around, I glared at Dan Ottoman, a blond, pimply, clarinet player from…

— Julie Kagawa

EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a corn dog.

— PMD

Dan Rather pulling on a sweater and thereby winning a whole new chunk of the populace: That's television. President Reagan's press conferences: That's television.…

— Frank Deford

ERNIE!!! Oh Ernie, That is no good. You cannot count fire engines. That is too loud. You will wake up the whole neighborhood. Now,…

— Bert

It was a nephilim.” “A nephi-what?” asked Hugh, startled. “Isn’t that a character on Sesame Street?” Peter spoke up for the first time.

— Richelle Mead