Up all night with the lil man again but I enjoy every min…

Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. He had also eaten part of Mom's maidenhair…

— Cate Tiernan

You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it.

— Anonymous

“I peed and washed my hands—these are the details you need to know—and”

— Cat Marnell

“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***”

— Penny Reid

“There’s just one thing I want to know.” Julian nodded. “Anything.” “When you peed and had sex outside, it wasn’t at the same time,…

— S.J. Frost

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

— Britney Spears

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

— Joe Rogan

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

— Gena Showalter

“I made it until the threes before a new problem, in addition to my possible haunting, came up. I had to pee. Three hours…

— Eileen Cook

“That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?” “Guess so.” “I hope you showed it who is boss.” “Yeah, I…

— Stacey Marie Brown

I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade because my…

— Ali Wong

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.

— H. L. Mencken

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

He just peed on me. -Jase

— Duck Dynasty

“Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did.”

— Richard Castle