You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly…

The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy.

— Keegan-Michael Key

Newspapers and magazines didn't want pictures of musicians behaving badly back then. Now, because of the Internet, that's all the media wants.

— Mick Rock

“This is the lie that is at the heart of our society, the lie that encourages every form of destructive self-indulgence to flourish: for…

— Theodore Dalrymple

“You know, if you're going to take me aside when I'm behaving badly, I may start behaving worse. Just to get some attention from…

— Claire LaZebnik

And also I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I…

— Benazir Bhutto

Women behaving badly has always been funny, to me personally, so I knew I wanted to do something like that.

— Nahnatchka Khan

I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I see human…

— Benazir Bhutto

“The development of the biologically toxic Mauna Kea Observatories (MKO) is the fruition of professional astronomers behaving badly.”

— Steven Magee

I don't see the point of doing comedy unless it comes from pain.

— Simon Amstell

Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside.

— Ernst Lubitsch

The crime against nature will never make any great progress in society unless people are prompted to it by some particular custom.

— Baron de Montesquieu

Unless people are prepared to declare themselves your enemies you have to hunt around for them.

— Auberon Waugh

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

— Heather McDonald

Nothing will end war unless the people refuse to go to war.

— Albert Einstein

I buy DVDs. I don't really buy CDs unless they're for other people.

— Martin Freeman