You’re not related to the Three Stooges are you? ‘Cause I…

A simple job for simple people.

— Curly Howard

Comedy is a weird thing. You have to understand, it's the weirdest thing you can do. There's no consensus. It's not like... People say,…

— Martin Short

Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal.

— Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

— Curly Howard

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

— Curly Howard

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet…

— Paul Reiser

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

— Shemp Howard

I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or…

— Thomas Sadoski

“I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one!”

— Abigail Roux

“I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of…

— Jarod Kintz

I loved the 'Three Stooges.' I still do - nyuk, nyuk.

— Elizabeth Berg

What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.

— Julie Klausner

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

— Jarod Kintz

I go dumb like the three stooges *;

— Author Name

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

— Gorilla Monsoon