Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who…

I like the idea of using cool cyberpunk stuff to tell really stupid jokes.

— Zoe Quinn

“She leaned into my shoulder. "Maybe you don't have to be a Caster to have power." I pushed her hair behind her ear. "Maybe…

— Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl

I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a…

— Mel Brooks

I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I…

— Kami Garcia

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a…

— Nick Hornby

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

— Ray Romano

All my friends tell me that I got to move on what they don't understand is it's hard when the memories of him is…

— Prettylilvampire

“All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more…

— Koushun Takami

“We are not perfect. We are going to argue sometimes & have our problems but I'm never going to stop loving you. We are…

— Himanshu Kohli

“I was on the first one when I felt his fingers encircle my wrist. “Sophie, come on. I don’t want to fight with you.”…

— Rachel Hawkins

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I…

— Joel Klein

“Sumire frowned and sighed. “If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

— Haruki Murakami

I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house…

— Bernie Mac

One day youre going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She wont even notice you because shes too busy…

— Elisabeth Van Den Abeele

You don't make stupid jokes in art.

— Martin Kippenberger