Shit, the fun's over. The bad guys called the cops." -Micah

I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended…

— Marc Wallice

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

— Tim Dorsey

“I bet that dog-walking trollop called the cops on us.”

— Laura Goode

Many people think cops are as bad as the bad guys. There are some rotten apples, but most of them are good people.

— Mike Connors

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber.

— Jake M. Johnson

Growing up where I'm from, some people are afraid of cops. They don't really like cops. And what a lot of people don't realize…

— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone sex number with the dead guy’s phone…

— Jarod Kintz

The first time I've ever looked at my mom sideways by driving across the yard, she called the cops and said she feared for…

— Mike Perry

When I was a kid, I would mess around on the streets with my mates, winding people up and making them angry. It got…

— Richarlison

“I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.”

— Jarod Kintz

My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real…

— Josh Hartnett

You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?

— Jonah Hill

“Peashooter called the cops. The cops were Bonk Choy and Wall-Nut. BC was a bad cop, and Wall-Nut was a good cop. BC stared…

— Myron Mitchell

You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt

— 21 Jump Street

“He told me that if I hung up, he'd do it. He would commit suicide. He told me that if I called the cops…

— Sierra D. Waters