I can't burp on command.

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in…

— Brad Pitt

I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.

— Dusty Springfield

Whoops, might burp in ya face

— Lady Sovereign

I remember in high school, I ate some nachos probably like an hour, half-hour before the game, and it's kind of gross, but a…

— Chris Bosh

A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss…

— Tom Robbins

I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

— Kate Winslet

Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

— Brad Pitt

“Indeed, you're so close that I eat the food and you burp for me." Elf”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my shoulder…

— W. Bruce Cameron

“I can't swallow another drop of soda by this point because the carbonation is burning my throat. "Oh really? Well..." I trail off as…

— Leah Rae Miller

I say excuse me when I burp even if nobody is around.. True gentleman

— Davey C

A burp is just a fart that took the elevator…

— Nikhil Saluja

I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.

— Britney Spears

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

— Bill Watterson

“When I burp I’m not just pushing polluted air into the world—no, I’m espousing my belief on the true nature of politicians.”

— Jarod Kintz