Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a…

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.

— Cole Sprouse

Well, Jen and Josh are the two funniest people on set. They're absolutely insane. If you put them together, it's just a disaster, But,…

— Willow Shields

My sister Edith died at the age of 43. She was the youngest sister and the funniest. I had to harrumph and snort a…

— Richard Burton

As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I…

— Adam DeVine

I gained the weight on purpose for 'Little Nicky,' and it was one of those cases where I'd done a few roles where I…

— Allen Covert

I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.

— Kate McKinnon

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

— Adam McKay

“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.”

— Catherine Robertson

I have THE funniest tutors.

— Kendall Jenner

My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in whatever situation…

— Greg Davies

I just wanted to make the stupidest, funniest thing possible. My version of Mary Todd Lincoln is basically just me.

— Cole Escola

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

— Paul Neilan

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

— Dick Gregory

The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh…

— Jonathan Banks